Grocery Top Ten

List your top 5 grocery store items.

Honestly, some of these prompts are really scraping the barrel. I mean, who is really going to care what I buy in the supermarket except a market researcher? Or data harvester?

So being paranoid, here’s my imaginary grocery store top of the pops.

In reverse order of hilarity:

5: Haribos. Catering pack. Special Glastonbury additives included.

4: Toblerone. Industrial size Alpine Edition.

3: Anusol haemorrhoid cream. With mains adapter ( I had to Google how to spell it….honestly!) interestingly, on asking Google how to spell haemorrhoid, one reply came back—Anusol haemorrhoid cream not working—I feel for the desperate soul who typed that into a search engine.

2: Disposable wart puller self assembly kit. Instructions in Serbo-Croat.

1: Beluga Caviar family size (serves 4 plus the servants)

That should keep the data analysts busy for a few days.

I’m also doing a crowd funding to pay for my private treatment in the Sanatorium.