Guilty on all counts…

Are you a good judge of character?

Of being a totally rubbish judge of character.

I’ve absolutely no skill in this whatsoever. It’s got me into so many scrapes that I wonder how I’m still here!

My dog is a better judge of character than I am. One sniff of your butt and it’s decided there and then. If I did that there may be even more problems than I have already in being unable to judge your character.

Why is this? Why can’t I tell who’s ok and who should be stamped on before they breed and lay eggs?

I suspect it’s because I spend too much time in my head to notice what’s going on around me. It probably has a name, everything does these Generation Z days.

PTSD, ADHD, Asperger’s or Autism? I’ve been diagnosed by more quacks than there are ducks down at the village pond.

All I know is that knowing me face to face is like giving a baby a ball of soot to play with. It gets messy quickly and ends in tears. I’m not a horrible person, I just can’t relate properly. I can touch your heart with music and entertain you with words, but day to day living isn’t easy for me.

So if you know me on here then keep it like that, it’s safer…..believe me !