If you had a freeway billboard, what would it say?

Yes! Free me from Facebook Jail! A month later and I’m still sat in the slammer.
I’ve done nothing wrong, it was the other boy. You’ve had your fun , now let me out!
I’m the innocent victim of a meta frame up, I’m on my fourth sheet change and I’ve applied to work in the Facebook Woodwork Shop, fabricating tall stories and whoppers.

I’ve never heard such a pile of garbage before, trumped up charges of violating Facebook Conditions. I don’t even know what I did wrong properly.
I will have the last laugh though, Facebook has lost another customer—me. I’ve discovered other media sites where I can vent my spleen, and get a better response too.
But it would be nice to get my 20 years plus of contacts back before I go to the Chair…..
How about it Facebook?